yoruba questions

SOME STUPID /FUNNY QUESTIONS ASKED
BY PPLE AT TYMS..! 1. Someone calls u @ 2am & ask " are u
sleepin..??
Ans: No am pickin beans.
2. Wen it's rainin, & somone notice u re
goin out yet ask, re u goin out wit dis
rain..?? Ans: No! In d next one.
3. You re making out wit ur
galfrend,then u start pullin her panties
then she ask, wat re u tryin 2 do..??
Ans: i wan wash am 4 u.
4. They see u comin out of d bathroom wet, yet they ask "did u just hav a
bath..??
Ans: No i fell in2 a toilet bowl.
5. You re standin in front of d elevator
on d ground floor goin 2 ur office, yet
they ask "are u goin up..?? Ans: No! Am waitin 4 my office 2 com
down & get me.
6. Ur boyfrend comes home wit a
bunch of flowers & u still ask "re those
flowers..??
Ans: No baby, na carrots. 7. You re in d toilet & lock d door &
sombody knock askin is anyone dia..??
Ans: No! Na shit lock d door..
Mtcheeeeeeew!
8. You re in a queue at d cinema 2 buy a
ticket, a frend saw u & ask "wat re u doin here..??
Ans: Am here 2 pay my school fees..
ODE..!
9. When they see u lyin down wit ur
eyes closed, & they still ask u, "are u
sleepin..? Ans: No! Am trainin 2 die.. MUMU..!
10.you tell someone you passed your exam and yet they ask you is result out
ans: the result is in