Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Good old days

I miss d days when we went to school,lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we match to our classrooms, U Remember na?? 
• D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, Iced Coloured water tied in nylon we called it"lolly" • D days of Goody- Goody&pak o Biscuit. X_X 
• D days of ali & simbi,Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbon,Edet lives in Calabar. ...
 • Chei, i remember those days when one naira na money,when groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
 • days of messing game,who is in d garden, police and thief 
• D days of mama & papa play 
• days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game,tinco tinco,change ?U¯_??°? style, ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember nau! 
•those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucketcover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering
 •those days when rubber band was stock exchange
 •days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons 
• D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo advert on black and white tv Nd¯_??° sunday rendevous by1:30pm • when we say 'leke leke give me white finger' 
• Those days when eleganza pen was d best 
• D days wen we used to drink water from dtap even suck out d water if its not coming out 
• D days when NTA will show rainbow colorfor 30 mins then national anthem before they resume program @ 4pm 
• D days were basket sandals,simbi nd Bata sandals were d best
 •Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, dstv has come no more old fun I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If u r nt smiling it means u were nt born in my generation.

Questions of life

guys help mi answer...so the ? somewhere ALPHA SEMESTER EXAM 2012. Instructions: Answer all questions. Calculators not allowed TIME:1hour 30mins. 
SECTION A:
 1. What are the names of the 2 people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone?
 2. If the past tense of take is took, what is the past tense of make? 
3. Which Nigerian university has the highest number of ladies with BB's?
 4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why?. 

SECTION B.. Attempt all questions: 
1. Between the Nigerian Police and the Nigerian girl, who likes money more? 
2. Using the almighty formulae, calculate the diameter of Kanji dam [take pie=3.142]. 
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi? 
4. If your X-boyfriend/girlfriend wins $5million immediately after you broke up, find the value of X ALL THE BEST.. Your time starts now....ECHUWE!!!

Quotes

standing on the shoulders of giants help you to see even farther than the giant please get yourself a mentor

Monday, 26 November 2012

.wake up sleep back wake again brush teeth have breakfast have your birth start your day this is BAD dont forget dat d first thing you should do when you wake up is to pray so if you have not prayed today stop whatever you are doing now and pray
.wake up sleep back wake again brush teeth have breakfast have your birth start your day this is BAD dont forget dat d first thing you should do when you wake up is to pray so if you have not prayed today stop whatever you are doing now and pray
this is a challenge if you cant do better than what your father has done then you have failed i dont care what you might have achieved
for your nice photo editing holla@me
for some nice photoshop work holla@me
thought for a while while what life will look like without music and if not for music where will some guyz be
It’s tough when someone special starts to ignore you, but it’s even tougher when you have to pretend that you don’t mind.
that awkward moment your crush dont look attractive anymore and you realize you need to stop wasting your time

Saturday, 24 November 2012

A man Went for a Business trip, then, after two days, decided to Call his wife, man: "Hello,, who is that?" Maid answers phone. "Its The House Maid.." Man: "But I dont have a House Maid!" maid: "Madam Employed me Yesterday Morning!" Man: "Ok Can I speak to my wife?" Maid: "No, shes upstairs in bed with her boyfriend Uncle sam." Man :"uncle Sam?? Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both." Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok." 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they,re both dead. What should I do with the bodies?" He says, "Throw them in the swimming pool and I'll take care of them when I get home." Maid says, "We but we don't have a swimming pool." (after a short Silence) man asks, "is this number that am Calling 5506772 ??" Maid, "No! This is 5506702 !!" Man: "Sorry, Wrong Number..!"
The Coming generation willl earn the alphabets in this way: A for Apple B for Blackberry C for Chating D for Download E for Email F for Facebook G for Google H for Hotmail I for I-Pod J for Java K for Kaspersky L for Laptop M for Message N for Nero O for Opera P for Pinging Q for Quick Time R for RAM S for Server T for Twitter U for USB V for Vista W for Wi-fi X for Xp Y for Youtube Z for Zoosk
The Coming generation willl earn the alphabets in this way: A for Apple B for Blackberry C for Chating D for Download E for Email F for Facebook G for Google H for Hotmail I for I-Pod J for Java K for Kaspersky L for Laptop M for Message N for Nero O for Opera P for Pinging Q for Quick Time R for RAM S for Server T for Twitter U for USB V for Vista W for Wi-fi X for Xp Y for Youtube Z for Zoosk
Packaging is not crime NEW JOB TITLES Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) *House Maid: House Upkeep Manager (HUM) *Receptionist: Office Access Control Manager (OACM) *Typist: Printed Document Handler (PDH) *Messenger: Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS) *Window Cleaner: Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) *Temporary Teacher: Associate Tutor (AT) *Tea Boy: Refreshment Specialist (RS) *Garbage Collector: Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE) *Watchman: Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO) *Thief: Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE) *Driver: Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) *Maid: Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS) *Employee without Portfolio: Administration Manager (AM) *Cook: Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive (GNMO) *Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS) *Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE) *Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS) *Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE) Do Not Forget *Gossip: Research & Communications Manager (RCM) *Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS) *Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE) *Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME) *Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC) *Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)
i just heard o Obasanjo: The GodFather! An Obasanjo farm's trailer carrying chicken had a flat tire. As they were working on it, LASTMA officers came and towed d vehicle. In the process, some of chicks died OBJ called Tinubu to report what his boys had done and Asiwaju in turn forwarded d message to Fashola ... Baba later called Fashola who claimed to be in a meeting and told OBJ that "nobody os above the law". So the General then activated his military power Soldiers acting on OBJ's directives towed over 30 BRT buses along the Abeokuta Expressway with their respective drivers. The buses are still under detention and the drivers are currently working in d farm So lets see as the drama unfolds! Are some people above the law
Welcom to e-church. PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Hallelujah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our Tablet PC, iPad, Cellphone, Kindle Bibles to 1 ...Cor. 13:13....! And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.... !PASTOR: Let us pray committing this week into God's hands. Open your WhatsApp, BBM, Twitter and Facebook and chat with your God. Come on... PASTOR: Please have your credit and debit cards ready as we shall now take tithes and offerings. U̶̲̥̅̊ can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password Lord909887. [Ushers circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshippers]. Those who prefer to make electronic funds transfers are directed to computers α̲̅πϑ laptops at the rear of the church and those who prefer to use iPads allowed to flip them open. Those who prefer telephone banking are allowed to take out their cellphones to transfer their contributions to the church bank account! The holy atmosphere is truly electric as cellphones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker! [Announcement] SECRETARY: This week's cell meetings shall be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please don't miss out. Thursday's bible teachings will be held live ☺π Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out. You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers. God bless you, and have a wonderful week!
That best portion of a good man's life: his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness & love. -William Wordsworth
Follow your heart but dont forget to take your brain with you..

Saturday, 17 November 2012

following the 16 40 60 rule @ age 16 you are always concerned about what people feel about you @ age 40 you dont care what people feel about you @ age 60 you realize that nobody wa actually looking @ you
if you cant fly run
if you cant run walk
if you cant walk crawl
but whatever you are doing make sure you keep moving
cause life wait for no one
everybody is on the move

yoruba questions


SOME STUPID /FUNNY QUESTIONS ASKED
BY PPLE AT TYMS..! 1. Someone calls u @ 2am & ask " are u
sleepin..??
Ans: No am pickin beans.
2. Wen it's rainin, & somone notice u re
goin out yet ask, re u goin out wit dis
rain..?? Ans: No! In d next one.
3. You re making out wit ur
galfrend,then u start pullin her panties
then she ask, wat re u tryin 2 do..??
Ans: i wan wash am 4 u.
4. They see u comin out of d bathroom wet, yet they ask "did u just hav a
bath..??
Ans: No i fell in2 a toilet bowl.
5. You re standin in front of d elevator
on d ground floor goin 2 ur office, yet
they ask "are u goin up..?? Ans: No! Am waitin 4 my office 2 com
down & get me.
6. Ur boyfrend comes home wit a
bunch of flowers & u still ask "re those
flowers..??
Ans: No baby, na carrots. 7. You re in d toilet & lock d door &
sombody knock askin is anyone dia..??
Ans: No! Na shit lock d door..
Mtcheeeeeeew!
8. You re in a queue at d cinema 2 buy a
ticket, a frend saw u & ask "wat re u doin here..??
Ans: Am here 2 pay my school fees..
ODE..!
9. When they see u lyin down wit ur
eyes closed, & they still ask u, "are u
sleepin..? Ans: No! Am trainin 2 die.. MUMU..!
10.you tell someone you passed your exam and yet they ask you is result out
ans: the result is in