A man Went for a Business trip, then, after two days, decided to Call his wife, man: "Hello,, who is that?" Maid answers phone. "Its The House Maid.." Man: "But I dont have a House Maid!" maid: "Madam Employed me Yesterday Morning!" Man: "Ok Can I speak to my wife?" Maid: "No, shes upstairs in bed with her boyfriend Uncle sam." Man :"uncle Sam?? Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both." Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok." 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they,re both dead. What should I do with the bodies?" He says, "Throw them in the swimming pool and I'll take care of them when I get home." Maid says, "We but we don't have a swimming pool." (after a short Silence) man asks, "is this number that am Calling 5506772 ??" Maid, "No! This is 5506702 !!" Man: "Sorry, Wrong Number..!"