Packaging is not crime NEW JOB TITLES Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) *House Maid: House Upkeep Manager (HUM) *Receptionist: Office Access Control Manager (OACM) *Typist: Printed Document Handler (PDH) *Messenger: Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS) *Window Cleaner: Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) *Temporary Teacher: Associate Tutor (AT) *Tea Boy: Refreshment Specialist (RS) *Garbage Collector: Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE) *Watchman: Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO) *Thief: Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE) *Driver: Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) *Maid: Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS) *Employee without Portfolio: Administration Manager (AM) *Cook: Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive (GNMO) *Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS) *Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE) *Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS) *Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE) Do Not Forget *Gossip: Research & Communications Manager (RCM) *Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS) *Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE) *Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME) *Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC) *Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)